Black Thumb Sufferers Find Therapy in Silk
Flowers.
Your Story is Mine.
Let’s get something straight right now. I’m not a doctor, nor
do I play one on TV. I am, however, a recovered flower
murderer, speaking from experience. I know what you’re going
through…the poor wilted stalks, the fungus, the weeds. Join me.
Never grieve another departed plant. Share
in the comfort that I have found…
Diagnosis: Black Thumb
Prognosis: Full Recovery with Proper Dosing of Silk Flowers
Do you have a black thumb? Do plants wilt within yards of you?
Does every purchase from a garden center spell out a death
sentence for the new objects of your intentions?
Don’t be ashamed. You’re only one of millions around the world
who suffer from this debilitating condition. Barren balconies,
lackluster lawns, and feral flowerbeds everywhere tell stories
of defeat, while gardening gloves and spades hang, abandoned,
in garden sheds far and wide.
However grim your floral future may seem, don’t lose hope, my
friend. I’m here to bring promise, to grant your wish for
bright blooms and luscious greens. Because now the beauty of
Mother Nature herself is within your reach.
My Prescription for Black Thumb Healing
The first step to recovery is admitting that you have a
problem.
Go ahead, say it. “I have a black thumb.”
Not so bad, was it?
Studies have shown that recovering from a black thumb doesn’t
require a twelve step program, support meetings, or drugs that
can leave you with undesirable side effects. In fact, the
remedy’s side effects are quite desirable. You’ll find yourself
with time to spare, extra dough in your wallet, and a
satisfaction in knowing that you’ve tasted success.
You’ll find yourself amidst the blooms of your desire, reveling
in their beauty…while they refuse to wilt, while they stand
upright and remain vibrant for months, years, decades.
Start your recovery now by replacing those poor martyred blooms
with silk flowers  that will last, never require a stitch of
maintenance, and fulfill your need for nature’s beauty
without the hassle.
Ordering silk flowers online  is simple, and their uses are only bridled by
the depth of your own imagination. Use them in outdoor
flower beds or window boxes, in wreaths and swags, in
vases and baskets, and as long-lasting gifts. Never water,
never sweep fallen petals and seeds, never prune, and
never again wonder if you’ve done everything you could to
uphold your promise to a botanical bloom.
The Black Thumb Conclusion
The public opinion of the black thumb condition is argued. Are
some born with an innate ability to nurture flowers and plants?
Or is it a choice? Is your own black thumb due to lack of
capacity for growing things, or is it due to a lack of
desire?
No matter your take on the situation, the answer to this
conundrum is clear. Realistic silk flowers and plants offer a
more-than-substantial answer to the black thumb. They offer a
choice that is, in many ways, superior to the alternative.
So go ahead, order a bouquet of your favorite silk flowers  today. And you will forever rest in knowing
that though your thumb may not be green, its days of grim
reaping are over.
by Jacinda Little - March, 2009
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